Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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was once walking through town...
wit about 5 mates, we were going to a coffee shop for a sit down and relax (i loved free periods) and then a couple of chavs come downthe streets on bikes jeering at us.
mate of mine: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
chav: "shouldn't you be a chav?"
this made us all break into histerics and the chav looked at us as if we were mad and rode off defeated. ineducated little bollockhead.
Also in my villiage when i was growing up there was a little twat by the name of Daniel Pratt.
"Pratt by name Prat by nature" was very appropriate to the little turdburgler
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, Reply)
wit about 5 mates, we were going to a coffee shop for a sit down and relax (i loved free periods) and then a couple of chavs come downthe streets on bikes jeering at us.
mate of mine: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
chav: "shouldn't you be a chav?"
this made us all break into histerics and the chav looked at us as if we were mad and rode off defeated. ineducated little bollockhead.
Also in my villiage when i was growing up there was a little twat by the name of Daniel Pratt.
"Pratt by name Prat by nature" was very appropriate to the little turdburgler
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, Reply)
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