InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Christmas round my Nan's, 2002 i think...Alll the family were round, including my uncle Jeff. My Dad has a MAJOR problem with Jeff, quite simply because Jeff is a cunt. And what's more, he think's he's a funny cunt, but oh no Jeff, you are in fact merely a cunt.
Anyway, so whilst eating christmas dinner round the table, my dad happens to spill a small amount of wine down the left side of his shirt. Jeff spots this and immediately sees it as an opportunity to create a few laughs and embarrass my Dad at the same time - "Jean, can you fetch Kev a bib? He's having some problems" (points to my dad's afformentioned stain). Cue a small amount of laughter from most family members (some just out of politeness i think).
However, Jeff's not satisfied, and tries to take this joke for all it's got - " Shame you didn't get any new shirts for Christmas Kev! haha".
No Laughter at all at this feeble second attempt at humour.
My Dad smiles and leans forward..
"Oh, you're not always funny then.."
HAHAHA. So simple yet so brilliant. not even any need for swearing!
My Dad is a legend :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:25, Reply)
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