InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Sexual indeterminacyTravelling in Cambodia a couple of years ago, I was sat atop one of the temples (I forget which) to watch the sunset. There was a lot of other tourists doing the same, and a lot of locals trying to sell stuff to us.
Directly in front of me was someone who was, er, not the best looking person on the planet. One of the local kids stood facing her and asked, "Are you a man or a woman?".
It was a fair question: my companions and I couldn't tell either. But we all almost fell off the temple laughing.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 14:05,
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