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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Septic Tank Fellas Shouldn't Take on Airs
In a local cottage area (this is Canada) there was a family that owned most of the land, businesses, and so on - including the septic tank service.
A bunch of youts were out drinking beer in the bush and ran into one of the Family. It turned into a heated discussion, when the angry country gentleman spat out, "Do you know who I am?" He had not foreseen the response:

"Sure. You're the guy who sucks the shit out of our tanks."

Touché.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:09, Reply)

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