InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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oh mySorry if repeated, but following on from earlier Joey Deacon stories, the Spastic Society had to change its name after every schoolboy in the land ran around shouting"mmmuuuuuuuuuh Joey, you spastic!!" after his Blue Peter appearance.
They changed the name from Spastic Society to Scope. so of course we shout out "Scopey" now!
To make sure I burn in hell, call someone a shoulderbiter. Go on, try and bite your shoulder. now you know why its an insult
(edit: got a wonderful image of hundreds of people in offices around the world trying to do this now, glees!!)
I love windowlickers as well, and a rider on the sunshine bus.
Clownshoe is also a perfect non-offensive abusive term that can be used wonderfully well at work, when someone does something very stupid we ask if they are wearing the clownshoes today.
All time favourites?
You cunting fuckmonkey!
stick it up your shitepipe!
you have the biggest dick ever shame its on your forehead!
Also a put down to an ugly woman who's coming on to you. I wouldn't rape your still warm corpse!
etc etc etc
Word of the millenium? Bollocks (for anyone who went to Saffron Walden County High School 1986-1991)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:11, Reply)
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