InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Paris HiltonA blog on the Guardian website lays into brainless bimbo quite satisfactorily and no doubt ensures she won't receiving a Christmas card off the heiress and queen media whore. Enjoy:
The obscenely useless Paris Hilton simpered and whined her way through a torturous (for her) David Letterman interview this week, nervously waggling her leg and pouting at him when he persisted, quite rightly, in repeatedly prodding her for insights into her jail experience.
"Insights" might be rather far beyond the capabilities of young Hilton, who is only there to talk about her perfume (which Letterman sprays onto his tongue) and some nauseating cameo role in no-doubt straight-to-DVD film project. She seemed to describe it as a "whore" film, but I think that critical first syllable of "horror" must have been lost in the valley-girl translation.
Hilton is absolutely beyond merit in every conceivable way and, to anyone that finds her very existence offensive, it is a delight to watch her squirm like a slug under salt, nervously flicking a warning look to her PR off-camera, twitching in her seat and taking deep breaths like she's enduring some horrific job interview.
I suppose she is in a way: this is the fame job you applied for, Miss Hilton? You got it.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:20,
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