InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Working in an all-female officeI once worked in an office where I was the only bloke. I actually quite enjoyed it.
One day, one of the women shouted across the office at me "Oi! Steve The Monkey! Do you know why men can't get BSE? Because they're all pigs!".
That got a few titters from the others (I thought it was quite good myself).
That's when I shouted back "It's just as while I can't get it - one mad cow in the office is quite enough".
Guffaws all round. One red-faced lady squirming in her seat, trying to hide under her desk...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:29, Reply)
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