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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Lock Stock
I always liked the one from Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels:

"You're not funny. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not."


I was once told by a client that "I make everyone else here feel clever". I looked at her for a few seconds and asked her what she meant. She explained that I make things simple to understand and I communicate clearly with the rest of the team.

Riiiight.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 17:52, Reply)

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