InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Winston Churchill ....... InsultsIf Only modern politicians were so entertaining !!!!!
Insults between George Bernard Shaw and Winstion Churchill
"Dear Winnie, Here are two tickets to my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one."
"Dear GBS, Sorry, but I can't make it to the opening night of your new play. However I would appreciate tickets to the second night performance - if you have one."
[ Insults between Lady Astor & Churchill ]
"Sir, if I were married to you, I would serve you posion in your wine."
"Madam, if I were married to you, I would drink it."
[ Insults between Churchill & Besse Bradock MP ]
"Sir, you are drunk."
"Indeed, Madam, and you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober."
[On political opponent Clement Attlee]
"A sheep in sheep's clothing."
[On the subject of Italy allying with Nazi Germany]
"It's only fair. We had to have them in the last war."
homepage.tinet.ie/~odyssey/Quotes/History/Churchill.html
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