InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Workplace Insultsa fave of mine, and one I still use regularly is KNOB-SMACKER.
No idea where this came from, but anything that irks me is immediately christened Knob-Smacker.
We also had several insult, used almost exclusively at work. These included QUIMBOT, occasionally shortened to "You Quim" or more often “You Fucking Quim”- nice, simple & effective.
Also heard regularly in the workplace were: Spunky-Arse, Dinner-Masher, Ball Bag, Fuck-Pig, Shit Stabber, Arse Wipe & Gaybo. Genius eh?
The most bizarre insult I ever received however was via a text message from my uncle which started by simply saying “Now then Cunt Lugs….”
I wittily retorted: “Now then, ya Dinner Mashing Quimbot”
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 18:22,
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