InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Insulted Pizza Mate of mine was staggering home after an evening on the pop. Having just purchased a pizza from a nearby take-away, he set off on the short walk home. Upon entering his street of residence a car full of chavs slowed, the window was wound down and a baseball hated face emerged and yelled:
“Haaaa…Have ya seen your fuckin’ pizza”.
The car promptly drove away, leaving my mate somewhat bemused by this fairly random exchange.
They had insulted his pizza man. WTF ???
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Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 18:41,
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