InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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For a second, it was *great*During an earnest disagreement with my brother, on an evening out where I was drinking and he was driving, I was sure I'd scored a knockout blow. Tragically not, as I shall now reveal:
Bro: (Some kind of clever, cutting remark, that really put me in my place).
Me: Er, well, er, your mother's got a penis!
My brother looked pityingly at me and pointed out that, as brothers, we have the same mother, and that therefore that remark applied as much to me as it did to him.
It felt *great* for one sweet moment. Oh well.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:27, Reply)
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