Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Florida redneck sayin'
I learned these from a good old boy at work.
"If I wanted shit outa you, boy, I'd crack your head open and dip it out."
and
"If your brain was cotton there wouldn't be enough for a tampon for a redbug."
Redbugs are real tiny. Y'all Europeans wouldn't know that, though, 'cause I hear y'all ain't got no bugs over there except lice.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 22:12, Reply)
I learned these from a good old boy at work.
"If I wanted shit outa you, boy, I'd crack your head open and dip it out."
and
"If your brain was cotton there wouldn't be enough for a tampon for a redbug."
Redbugs are real tiny. Y'all Europeans wouldn't know that, though, 'cause I hear y'all ain't got no bugs over there except lice.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 22:12, Reply)
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