InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Various ones I hear at schoolWell some of my favourites include
- Fucktard
- Smacktard
- Homophobic Chauvinist Male Prick! {yay for my mother :) }
a funny story from school.
A girl in my maths class absolutely hates me because I'm way smarter then she'll ever be (sounds up myself, but its true, she has a lower IQ then a sheep, and that's saying something!)
And so, because I have lovely long curly hair, she decided that the name "Frizzy Lizzie" (From Ms Frizzle from Magic School Bus, my name is not Lizzie, so she was already failing to insult me) would be perfect for me.
This continued for several weeks, and in the end she ended up getting the whole class to call me it.
One day I just asked her if I could say something.
Me: You know something girls?
Girls: yeah what?
Me: The fact that you cannot come up with any other insult really shows how incredibly stupid you really are. Its no wonder you all fail this class.
Cue a long silence. Then they all turned away and started doing work and asking for help from the teacher.
Oh how I shut them down. :D
Oh, and I call my brother a Dickhead arsehole idiot with regularity.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 3:34, Reply)
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