InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Legendry insultsTwo to tell here:
1. While at uni during the OTC summer camp there was this one girl who unfortunately for her was given the imortal nickname 'Zoiberg' (after the character from Futurama. This is because of her rather large (and hairy) top lip. Basically when she was out of earshot we would put our hand over our mouths like the character's tentacles and proceed to make the noises like the character/quote line from the show. If anyone has seen the episode when they end up in the past and Zoiberg is captured in Area 51, they'll know which sounds we were doing!
2.Whilst over here in Poland my friend messaged me with the following insult after I told him 'you'll fuck anything in a skirt with a pulse!' to which he replied 'whereas you'd fuck anything that moves. When you come to my house, my fish stop swimming!'
Classic ;-)
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:56, Reply)
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