Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Pork?
Remember I was strolling down Princes Street (the busiest street in Edinburgh) the other week with my flatmates from Uni, discussing what to do the following weekend. The three girls wanted to go to a Nightclub, and the three guys (including myself) wanted to go to a quiet pub and play pool. "Why dont us guys just go together by ourselfs?" I asked, as a little chav stopped us and exclaimed "Yes, you could make it a sausage feast!".
I was too gobsmacked by the boldness of his insult and having the balls to stop a group of six students to use it to retaliate.
( , Sat 6 Oct 2007, 14:13, Reply)
Remember I was strolling down Princes Street (the busiest street in Edinburgh) the other week with my flatmates from Uni, discussing what to do the following weekend. The three girls wanted to go to a Nightclub, and the three guys (including myself) wanted to go to a quiet pub and play pool. "Why dont us guys just go together by ourselfs?" I asked, as a little chav stopped us and exclaimed "Yes, you could make it a sausage feast!".
I was too gobsmacked by the boldness of his insult and having the balls to stop a group of six students to use it to retaliate.
( , Sat 6 Oct 2007, 14:13, Reply)
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