InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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my friend jamiewas in a club, trying to stop a shaven gorilla from molesting her friend laura. laura is the kind of girl who likes the attention even when she doesn't like the man and she was putting up with his advances without actually encouraging them, shrugging apologetically and making "help" faces at jamie.
[laura is not my favourite person, btw. if she was half as hot as she thinks she is, she'd be scarlett johannson and angelina jolie in their first girl on girl action film. not that i would find that hot myself, you understand. to be really hot, i should have said - um, never mind, i'll just shut the fuck up.]
eventually jamie lost her temper.
"look," she hissed. "i don't want to be rude, but can't you see she is just not interested?"
to which the gorilla bared his yellow teeth and sneered the immortal words:
"ah piss off. there is nothing worse than a bitter mate."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 16:13,
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