InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Not cuttingThis one isn't cutting, but I use it a lot - it's also one I can slot into every day conversation.
It merely uses the extension ... "As a rock" (or some permutation thereof)
For example:
Stupid as a rock
Older than a rock
Thicker than a rock
Uglier than a rock
Every day use:
"Geez, you really are as stupid as a rock, aren't you?"
(In response to "How old is he/is she/am I") "Hmmm are you/they older than rocks?"
"That was so mind bendingly moronic, you have to be thicker than a rock"
"My God, she's uglier than a pile of rocks"
And no swear words are required.
****Click I like this, go on, you know you want to****
:o)
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 19:25, Reply)
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