InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Ugly TreeI'm afraid that I haven't read through all the messages so I don't know if this has been used, but there's the old "Ugly Tree" phrase that I and my friends use - ie:
She's just fallen out of the ugly tree
Or
She's fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Or
She's fallen out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and then landed on a pile of rocks
This can, of course, be modified to reflect a "He", but we're not known for commenting on how other men look.
Really.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 19:28, Reply)
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