InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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A plethora of profanityI've heard some absolute corkers in my time:
- "You're a total AIDS victim"
- "Utter walloper"
- "Fanny baws"
- "You're a pure trumpet" ?
- "Bolt yah rocket" ??
- "I wouldn't give you a whiff of my shite"
- "Bite my banger"
- "Away and take a fuck to yourself"
- "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut"
and many, many others. Not available in any shops.
PS: My personal favourite swears are from an old Viz annual, specifically Sid The Sexist:
"GO EAT SOME WANK" &
"YOU BIG LUMP OF FUCK"
Top quality.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 20:53, Reply)
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