InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Very few of these are mine.My votes go to the following:
Knob Jockey (a product of my homeland)
Chocolate Thief (to describe a homosexual... curtoesy of a certain American webcomic)
Cuntyflap (also a fantastic exclamation in the plural... go on, try it)
Gnome Fucker (teenagers in a boring school lesson write down funny words... where's the surprise?)
Badger Tadger
Pigeon Licker
Spoon Feeler (getting a tad silly now)
Peculiar Oxymoron (very silly, blame Dominik Diamond)
Please note that all of these can be instantaneously improved by prefixing them with bastarding.
I think I'll like this QOTW, much less reading than usual.
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Iki I think my camel is dead., Sun 7 Oct 2007, 1:32,
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