Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Spike Milligan
One of Milligan's books describes something as being "about as funny as a dead baby". Which I thought was awesome and used a lot.
Then I remembered that, given enough distance, dead babies are extremely funny, so now I describe unfunny things as "significantly less funny than a dead baby".
( , Sun 7 Oct 2007, 3:28, Reply)
One of Milligan's books describes something as being "about as funny as a dead baby". Which I thought was awesome and used a lot.
Then I remembered that, given enough distance, dead babies are extremely funny, so now I describe unfunny things as "significantly less funny than a dead baby".
( , Sun 7 Oct 2007, 3:28, Reply)
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