InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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School transportGoing to a school which is an impractical distance away from my house means that I have the misfortune of experiencing public transport a lot.
The other day a large boy lumbered onboard. A dirt-smudged cap pulled over his greasy hair and a Nike jacket stretched over his oozing lard rolls, this boy had actually done the impossible and was wider than he was tall.
He attempted to swagger past the bus driver but was stopped by a meaty arm
Bus driver: Bus pass?
Chav: Ain't got one
Bus driver: No pass, no ride
Chav sneers
Bus driver: Bus pass?
Chav: I told you mate, I ain't got one. Now fuck off
Bus driver: Now listen 'ere you stupid-
Chav: You're calling me stupid? You're a fucking bus driver.
Chav: 1
Driver: 0
(, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 12:51, Reply)
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