InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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In the pub...a mate's girlfriend (who none of us liked much) turned up just as I'd got a round in.
"Is no-one going to buy me drink?" she asked.
No volunteers.
"Well," she said to her boyfriend, "give me a mouthfull of your beer."
"But..." he replied, "but I've only got a pint."
Good slap for him, mirth for the rest of us.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 14:21,
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