InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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On the way to school on a snowy day....my mum is informed by a snooty woman leaning out of her front door, that the school has in fact closed for the day due to the weather, and had she had common sense she'd of listened to the radio and not left the house. My mum having left the house quite a time before the school closed announcements were on, and having dragged three small reluctant kids through the ice and snow to school, was by no means in a good mood. And the following argument was punctuated by my mum uttering the immortal line "At least my husband isn't a limp wristed wanker", turned on her heel and continued on to school, leaving a rightly shocked woman to retreat into her house. Perhaps not the most severe of insults I'll grant you, but coming from a skinny woman of 5 ft nothing, at 8:30 in the morning somewhat made up for it.
Length? It was a hell of a long walk..
(, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 15:58, Reply)
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