InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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My Insult to Little Chavs......They complain about everything that isn't about them, whilst I was wearing a suit, I walked past a lad, he shouted an insult, so I replied
"Specualtor, speculator, premature ejeculator"
I didn't think he would expect this from a man in a suit and chased me down the street, they reached me , so I hit him right between the eye with my breifcase , layed him out cold.
I ran.
Length? Too long? Maybe? Definately not short?
(, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 18:05, Reply)
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