InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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From my old English teacherHe used to like the odd anecdote. One of these involved a relative of his describing a girl as "uglier than a bucket full of arseholes".
He also used a few on some of us. To one boy, "What's the difference between Will's sister and the Eiffel Tower? Some people haven't been up the Eiffel Tower". To which Will responded "Sir, my sister's 12". All credit, he soldiered on with the lesson.
Another was "Chris, you could ruin a wet dream".
(, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 19:24, Reply)
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