InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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A little off topic, but a good line nonetheless...Yonks and yonks ago when I was at college, me and a mate used to try and out-embarrass each other. This generally took the form of loud unexpected exclamations in public.
A particular corker came about when we were in Smiths (best described to merkins or other foreigners as a newsagent-cum-bookshop) perusing PC mags. It was the 90s, that sort of thing was allowed back then.
There we were, in a packed shop at lunchtime, when my friend decided to up the ante on our little competition by (literally) throwing her magazine down on to the floor, declaiming at the top of her voice 'Well, it's not my fault you infected me!', and storming out of the shop.
I'm not normally given to worrying about being the centre of attention, but at that point, I really wanted the ground to swallow me up. I never did get her back properly for that...
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moogthedog, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 23:59,
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