Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Where to start..?
Asshat is good, but overused.
Called a mate a Flid- got back Bifid. Harsh.
Driving always involves a Bunch of Cunts, all around. Although after being tailgated for about 20 miles down the M62/60 I just stopped myself blurting out as soon as I got into work- "I've just had the biggest prick in the world stuck right up my arse all the way here..." luckily I listened to it in my mind's outbox first.
Dismal Teat. Nice.
Scrotal-faced Git.
I may go on, but there are more to catch up on first!
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 2:39, Reply)
Asshat is good, but overused.
Called a mate a Flid- got back Bifid. Harsh.
Driving always involves a Bunch of Cunts, all around. Although after being tailgated for about 20 miles down the M62/60 I just stopped myself blurting out as soon as I got into work- "I've just had the biggest prick in the world stuck right up my arse all the way here..." luckily I listened to it in my mind's outbox first.
Dismal Teat. Nice.
Scrotal-faced Git.
I may go on, but there are more to catch up on first!
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 2:39, Reply)
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