InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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"Go fuck a horse with a shitty slut you FUCKING BUTT PLUG"This one still gets brought up at family events from time to time.
Many moons ago whilst on our yearly holiday to the South of France my younger brother Scott would play football from dawn until dusk on the pitch next to our "block." Sitting there with my parents having a BBQ one evening when all we hear is "Go fuck a horse with a shitty slut you FUCKING BUTT PLUG." Turns out that my secret porno stash in the cabin we shared wasnt so secret after all. Needless to say it came out that Scott had not only found said stash but had also been studying "aaaaall the words to impress the older boys with." I was actually quite proud of him once the slipper marks on my arse died down!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 11:56, Reply)
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