InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Outisde a pub in IpswichA group of chav women we'd never met before approached us and the leader of the pack (well.. she looked like a dog anyway) shouted at me completely unprompted "You! You're fat, ugly, gormless and a dickhead. why would a women like me want someone like you?"
I just replied without thinking "Because I have a huge cock. any questions?"
The look on her face was priceless - no response to that at all.
Also, a while back in Norwich I was walking down prince of wales road (which is a chavfest on a saturday night) and 3 women from a hen party in a limo started shouting random insults out of the window at the traffic lights.
"Aww... isn't it cute how dogs always hang their heads out of car windows!"
I'm just glad that light turned green before she figured out how to open the door - god she was rough and a bit on the large side
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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 13:41,
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