InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Go bollox!A month or two ago my best mate and his father were arguing when he uttered what has now become the legendry phrase of “Go bollox”. I have no idea what it means and neither does he, but he is adamant that this little phrase of his will win an argument every time and beat his opposition into submission.
His wife and I now take great pleasure in using the phrase “Go bollox” straight back at him, which results in us bursting into giggling fits. I am also trying to get everyone I know to use the phrase simply because I am bored and it’d be funny to see loads of people using a phrase that makes no sense.
My personal favourite insults to use are “Cockmunch” and “Cuntyfuckbollox”.
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MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 13:45,
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