
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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And that kid in particular was me!
My father had a friend who would come round every now and again. But his mrs never came for some reason. Anyway one day she did. And fuck me she was a heffer.
But being a niave 6 year old. When i set eyes on this monstrosity in the kitchen. I simply had to ask. "Muuuuuuum!?? Whys that woman so FAT?"
She never came again.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 13:50, Reply)
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