InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Way back when...I was in my first year at secondary school (there are 2 in St Neots: Longsands and Ernulf - I was at Longsands).
One lesson this guy (Steven MacArthur I think his name was) was messing about and generally winding up the teacher.
Finally, the teacher had enough, "Steven, if you don't stop messing about, you'll be sent to a special school - and where's the nearest one?"
With no pause whatsoever, Steven came back with, "Ernulf sir."
Oh how we laughed...I guess you had to be there.
*gets his coat*
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snee held his breath since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52,
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