InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Wicked sarky pple..1. "insert name here loves nature, despite what its done to him.." - Moleys dad.
2. Standing at the bar in me local (Bubbles in Ashington) A rather rotund lady approaches the bar, now before we get into any debate about fat vs skinny or "give bbw's a chance" or anything like that I'll say that I like a lady with something to grab hold of. However This girl must have been 20 stone +. Its everyones right to be fat but this lass was abusing the priviledge. I don't blame her as such, its probably something thats in no way her fault (like slow metabolism but really fast pie-arm) Anyway the thankfully brief conversation goes like this -
Behemoth - "This bottle tastes funny" Bottle is proffered for inspection,
Gary (for that was in fact his name) - "Just coz it does'nt taste like chips you fat fu**ing Cnut!"
Behemoth - (ignores rapturous laughter of bar apes including me like it's not happening) "Wey here, taste it"
It has to be said that she did a great job of keeping her dignity while all around were laughing at her, but the cynical side of me suspects she didn't hear/understand the joke properly, she's not the sharpest knife in the draw either.
Length? In her case it was the width that mattered.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:25, Reply)
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