Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Spunker par example...
One of my best friends over the years has aquired all of the below insults/nicknames. This is for absolutely no reason in particular and to be honest am not particularly sure how it even started... Well, she is ever so slightly promiscuous but I think you'll guess that...
Spunker
Spunk Wagon
Spunk Dolphin (a particular favourite of mine, due to it having no actual meaning or reference to anything)
Spoon Rag (Again, eh?)
Spunk Bucket (Self explanatory I would hope...)
All of which she will answer to as if nothing bizarre has been said at all.
Not strictly an insult, well, not in her eyes anyway...
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:34, Reply)
One of my best friends over the years has aquired all of the below insults/nicknames. This is for absolutely no reason in particular and to be honest am not particularly sure how it even started... Well, she is ever so slightly promiscuous but I think you'll guess that...
Spunker
Spunk Wagon
Spunk Dolphin (a particular favourite of mine, due to it having no actual meaning or reference to anything)
Spoon Rag (Again, eh?)
Spunk Bucket (Self explanatory I would hope...)
All of which she will answer to as if nothing bizarre has been said at all.
Not strictly an insult, well, not in her eyes anyway...
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:34, Reply)
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