InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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We were in a puband had had a few beers, in high spirits and generally enjoying the evening.
We had been eyeing up a few girls and fancied our chances with a couple of girls that had been looking over earlier.
After a few minutes one of them started walking towards us on the way to the bar.
As she passes my mate said "suck my cock, it stinks".
The line was delivered so sincerely and without hesitiation that I don't think she had time to react.
We never pulled that night either!
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:36, Reply)
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