Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Perfect retort to a shitty Joke
My friend adam had the perfect insukt to one of my terrible innappropriate unfunny jokes... "you know what pete, youre about as funny as syphillus"
My personal favourite when a sweary argument isnt going your way is to shout "and sos yer FACE" exceedingly loudly
Or for the more PC amoung us rather than your mum we can always have "yea your parent and/or gaurdian" just incase you offend them too much.....
Wap wap wap
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:33, Reply)
My friend adam had the perfect insukt to one of my terrible innappropriate unfunny jokes... "you know what pete, youre about as funny as syphillus"
My personal favourite when a sweary argument isnt going your way is to shout "and sos yer FACE" exceedingly loudly
Or for the more PC amoung us rather than your mum we can always have "yea your parent and/or gaurdian" just incase you offend them too much.....
Wap wap wap
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:33, Reply)
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