InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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To be fair I probably have far too many insults to mention..I will however give it a go of listing soem of them;
"you sir are as funny as the holocaust"
"DFS" which is a description of a lady of the large persuasion, obviously cos she's the size of a sofa.... wonderfully combined with being shouted at full volume "just 4 9 9!" as if appearing on the advert for the company of the same name.
"pavement whale" which is a description of a rather large lady and her to rotound chilren that take up the whole space on the pavement in the same place every day that i walk to work, thus forcing me to risk death by walking on the road...
"Cumberlands" description of my friends fingers when playing on an itbox, since no matter where he presses the screen he will always press a different answer!
"sweating like its half past three" what I told a friend he looked like on a hot day.... a little variant on the sweating like a paedophile insult.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:56, Reply)
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