Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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my brother
was walking to work in manchester the other day. walking a little way ahead of him was a random stranger in a suit.
coming towards them was an officious looking traffic warden. as he approached them, the stranger leaned right into his face and bellowed:
"CUNT!!!!!!!"
then carried on walking as if nothing had happened. the traffic warden stopped dead, too stunned even to wipe the spittle from his face.
i would have paid very good money to witness this myself.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:15, Reply)
was walking to work in manchester the other day. walking a little way ahead of him was a random stranger in a suit.
coming towards them was an officious looking traffic warden. as he approached them, the stranger leaned right into his face and bellowed:
"CUNT!!!!!!!"
then carried on walking as if nothing had happened. the traffic warden stopped dead, too stunned even to wipe the spittle from his face.
i would have paid very good money to witness this myself.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:15, Reply)
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