InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Barcelona shirtTen of us went on holiday for a week to Spain a few months back just to get rid of all the post-exams stress. One of the guys on the holiday was quite fat and would sometimes walk around with his shirt off exposing some pretty disgusting sights.
Anyway, at some point he pissed me off in some way and I said "You've got so many stretch marks over your body you look like your wearing a fucking Barcelona shirt." I felt quite bad about it at the time though because every time we went out and saw one of those shops for tourists selling fake football shirts someone would always point out the Barcelona shirts.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:34, Reply)
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