Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I wish I had been there
My mates were accosted by a group of drunk, brutish, popped-collared dickheads while on their way to the 7-eleven. They returned to the homestead with great descriptions of the fools' attempts to start a fight:
"You ever had your shit dislocated?"
"Don't fuck with me, bitch! I'm 5'8"!"
"I'll shit your shit!"
Naturally these were adopted into our personal lexicon. I've never had my shit dislocated, but I imagine it's not pleasant...
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:18, Reply)
My mates were accosted by a group of drunk, brutish, popped-collared dickheads while on their way to the 7-eleven. They returned to the homestead with great descriptions of the fools' attempts to start a fight:
"You ever had your shit dislocated?"
"Don't fuck with me, bitch! I'm 5'8"!"
"I'll shit your shit!"
Naturally these were adopted into our personal lexicon. I've never had my shit dislocated, but I imagine it's not pleasant...
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:18, Reply)
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