Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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You offer a little help and get insulted instead
A lad I used to work with produced one of the best insults I'd ever heard. He was explaining to me how he couldn't pull anyone and how he found it difficult to talk to women. I responded with "It's easy, just talk to women in the way we are now and make them laugh and stuff" to which he responded "You make 'em laugh? What did you do last time? show 'em your cock?!"
What a complete cnut, I had no comeback to that one.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:50, Reply)
A lad I used to work with produced one of the best insults I'd ever heard. He was explaining to me how he couldn't pull anyone and how he found it difficult to talk to women. I responded with "It's easy, just talk to women in the way we are now and make them laugh and stuff" to which he responded "You make 'em laugh? What did you do last time? show 'em your cock?!"
What a complete cnut, I had no comeback to that one.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:50, Reply)
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