Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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A friend of mine once recounted this tale
he was at his girlfriend's office christmas party chatting to some people he vaguely knew through said girlfriend.
At that moment a girl walked through the door and my friend decided to say...
"Christ, who's that? She looks like she's been shot with a makeup gun set to slut"
Cue a moments silence and lots of awkward glances...
"That's my fiance"
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:38, Reply)
he was at his girlfriend's office christmas party chatting to some people he vaguely knew through said girlfriend.
At that moment a girl walked through the door and my friend decided to say...
"Christ, who's that? She looks like she's been shot with a makeup gun set to slut"
Cue a moments silence and lots of awkward glances...
"That's my fiance"
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 11:38, Reply)
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