InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Ah, youth!My lovely ladyfriend and I used to walk around the university having the following conversation:
"Strumpet!"
"Trollop!"
"Tomato!"
"Whore!"
"Prostitute!"
"Midnight cowboy!"
"Rent boy!"
"Puta!"
"Floozy!"
"Harlot!"
Etc, etc, etc. The first one who couldn't come up with a synonym of "prostitute" lost the game.
We got a lot of very strange looks. The strangest thing is, it was a form of loving, friendly flirtation. It worked for us.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:20, Reply)
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