InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Just a couple that i've remembered...On commenting on a mate's crap driving on a go-kart track: "You drive like Miss Daisy" (he did get the flag for going TO SLOW!!)
"I wouldn't ask you for help even if I was drowning in a sea of piss and yours was the only house on stilts."
Calling people THRUSH (coz they are an irritating c*nt)
A favourite from the Armed Forces..
"I was in Baghdad when you were in your dad's bag"
Yay!! popped my b3ta cherry!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:08, Reply)
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