Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Similar to Enzyme's
A: "you pillock"
B: "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"
A: "twat!"
B: "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"
A: "stop it you rancid whore-boy!"
B: "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"
Repeat ad infinitum, or until A breaks B's nose.
Points awarded if B speaks in an annoying sing-song manner.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:01, Reply)
A: "you pillock"
B: "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"
A: "twat!"
B: "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"
A: "stop it you rancid whore-boy!"
B: "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"
Repeat ad infinitum, or until A breaks B's nose.
Points awarded if B speaks in an annoying sing-song manner.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:01, Reply)
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