InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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just remembered another one...my sister, at the dinner table. actually, thinking about it, there's two...
first of all, when she was in her early teens (oh, she'll hate me for this) sitting around eating sunday dinner with the family, she's describing a footie player and calls him a twat.
my dad and i are desperately trying not to laugh, as my mother tells her off for using that word. she comes back with 'it's not a rude word. it just means idiot. twat twat twat twat twat. see?'
genius.
the main one, though, which has gone down in family legend is her riposte to my dad, steve (well, stephen, but he generally prefers steve). he'd said something rather silly trying to insult her (i forget what it was, exactly, but it was very stupid). she just looks at him, puts her tongue by her bottom lip, and in her best 'mong' voice says 'my name's stephen. what's your disability?'
i save that one for real 'tards, because it's too good to use indiscriminately.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:11, Reply)
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