InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Another St Henrys Story..Our Latin master was called Ronald Biggs, believe it or not, but this wasnt the best thing about him.
He was immensely hirsute, big swathes of fur ran down his arms and out of his collar, as though a gorilla was in there, trying to climb out.
He also suffered with colds and sneezes. In winter, he would have endless colds, in summer, his allergies would cause mucus to stream from his nasal cavities.
The most amusing upshoot of this was to give him 2 perpetually dangling stalactites of snot which hung about half an inch down from his nose, and allowed us to christen him "Wooly Mammoth"
One day one of the 'tusks' was fabled to have dropped onto a 1st years latin translation sat glistening wetly over his copy of Virgil.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:29, Reply)
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