Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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It's funny because it's true
I worked with a guy who was undeniably ugly, and a bit simple to boot. His teeth stuck out so far he could eat an apple through a letterbox.
Anyway, his nickname was FuckPig - and it was so widely used that the boss had to stop himself (several times) from telling customers with small children that "Fuckpig will help you with that".
He even introduced himself to people as Fuckpig.
In the end we had to abbreviate it to FP as it was getting too dangerous.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:00, Reply)
I worked with a guy who was undeniably ugly, and a bit simple to boot. His teeth stuck out so far he could eat an apple through a letterbox.
Anyway, his nickname was FuckPig - and it was so widely used that the boss had to stop himself (several times) from telling customers with small children that "Fuckpig will help you with that".
He even introduced himself to people as Fuckpig.
In the end we had to abbreviate it to FP as it was getting too dangerous.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:00, Reply)
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